Six-second video platform Vine is hiring an office dog for its New York office.
To fulfill the position’s responsibilities, candidates must be able to welcome employees when they arrive to work, preoccupy employees so they don’t work too hard, on-demand kisses, smell nice and show initiative in training other dogs, according to the job listing.
Rough job. (Yes, we saw the potential for using the word “ruff” but thought against it.)
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The company lists several qualifications and desired traits but here are a few of our favorites:
- CUTE
- Can’t reach my lunch
- Boundless enthusiasm for staring into the distance at absolutely nothing whatsoever
- Vineable
- Familiar with Woof, Arf, Bark, Sniff, Deploy! (WABS)
- Computer science degree from Ivy League school
- Does not pee on rugs
- Returns stolen items to owner after playing
In case Vine has difficulty finding a dog candidate, we have a few – Vine style.
1. What are you looking for? I can be whatever you need.
2. I have the greeting thing down pat
3. I got skills
4. Will work for food (i.e. cheap labor)
5. Or even just plain old ice cubes.
6. As long as there are added perks, I can do the job just fine
7. I can work with all sorts of diverse teams and people
8. Kisses on demand? No problem.
9. 24/7 support
10. Where do I sign up?
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