After his girlfriend made it known that she does not like his beagle, a man posts a Craigslist ad.
Titled “Free to any willing home,” the Roanoke, Virginia resident includes an image of his dog Molly while highlighting the best and worst qualities, in hopes his companion can find the perfect match.
Describing her as a “purebred from a wealthy area,” the ad state that she “likes to play games. Not totally trained.” It goes on to say, “Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
Once readers scroll to the end, they realize the punchline: The dog owner is looking to re-home his girlfriend, not the beagle. “So……anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”